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Now I see
that you are very upset...

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Now we sing We shall overcome...

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My name is Nisse Hult. You might
wonder how I ended up here? Me too.

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-Hide me, or I'll decapitate you!
-Hiding place, well...

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I don't usually hide...
I can't come up with anything offhand.

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- An army of Danes is on its way here.
-Danes!

7
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There the token fell.

8
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Ouch!

9
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Ouch! Not in the butt!

10
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I give up!

11
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No.

12
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No reason.

13
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No! When I think about it, I have
seen him. He's in there.

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Stylish! I forgive you.
You exposed my hiding place!

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-Gustav Eriksson.
-Nisse Hult.

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- I can't see well, my hair is hanging down.
- I can help you.

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-Are you sure you can do this?
- Yes, I just cut around the edge.

18
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- What are you doing in these parts?
- I'm going to Mora.

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- I'm going to gather an army.
- Lovely.

20
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- I will become king of Sweden!
- Stockholmers are not popular here.

21
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With Stockholm attitude
you don't get anyone with you.

22
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I guess I'll be dalmas, then.

23
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They are stupid bastards.
Dalmasen Gustav Eriksson, that's me.

24
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So there, yes. Then it was clear.

25
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Oh...

26
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What then "oops"?

27
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What the hell...?!

28
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-Come down! I just want to talk to you.
-No.

29
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I promise not to hurt you…
Just a little!

30
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- Now more Danes are coming.
-How do you know it's Danes?

31
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They are maple fat, smoke
and has a red-white flag.

32
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How many are they?

33
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-Two pieces.
- I need a means of transport!

34
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- Be so good!
-Ski? You can do that!

35
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- No, I'm staying here.
- You are just as stuffed as I am.

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Hurry now! I want to be king.

37
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There he is!
He sets off on skis!

38
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Increase, Santa! You have good glide!

39
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Be careful not to walk into the wall!

40
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Good day! From one dalmas to
another: Can I go with you to Mora?

41
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Sure, jump on.

42
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What do we have here?

43
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The only thing missing is a mouthpiece
and a really happy litter.

44
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Was he really going to Mora?

45
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You damned idiots!
Mora is in that direction!

46
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Are we there yet?
It wasn't bad.

47
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There was something to tell
the grandchildren. What a great experience!

48
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-Here you have it.
- Thank you.

49
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-What have you made of the Danes?
- I shook them off.

50
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We don't have time to be lazy,
we will find an army. Up and jump!

51
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This place looks promising.

52
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The ski trip made me hungry!
Gustav is hungry.

53
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Stick around and ask
if anyone wants to join my army.

54
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-Can't you do it yourself?
- Don't knot, but wedge in the way!

55
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Can you get any service here?!

56
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-Excuse me, is it free?
-Yes.

57
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Hello! Do you know anyone?
who wants to stage a coup d'état?

58
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It was then the devil himself...!
Stop fooling around with our sister!

59
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- I only ask one thing...
- You'll still get beaten!

60
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-Brother, let him explain himself.
- Explain yourself, then!

61
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-Would you like a beer?
- Well, very nice...

62
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- He is the one who pays.
- Yes, otherwise there will be a beating.

63
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-You get ironed.
- The man there is called Gustav Eriksson.

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- He wants to take power from the Danes.
– With that hair? He doesn't look smart.

65
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- He needs men who can fight.
- We can fight!

66
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-Wait, what do we gain from that?
- But, little Maja...

67
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- Yes, what do we gain from that?
-Are we winning from that?

68
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Helping a king
you get power, land and nice titles.

69
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-Has he cheated on you?
-Yes.

70
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Kings are only selfish and
thinking of themselves, and greedy…

71
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They never keep what they promise.

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- Thank you.
-Wait a minute.

73
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- Is there a Mrs. Eriksson?
- No, I don't think so.

74
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Nah... Wait, I'm just going
ask him something.

75
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Do not bring children with you when you go.

76
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Where is she going, then?

77
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They must be making battle plans.

78
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If something happens to our sister
it will be a beating.

79
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I'm going to pee...

80
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Gustav!

81
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The Danes are here!

82
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Take off everything and lube up
with this one.

83
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Bolibomp!

84
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I'm just a little hill, me.

85
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-What do they say?
- That your sister is ugly as hell.

86
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So there you don't say with impunity
about our sister! Now it's going to be a beating!

87
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You did that well!
I could use you!

88
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Many Danes out there think so
that your sister is disgusting.

89
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But not me...

90
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-Don't forget what you promised.
- We will arrange that later.

91
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I will make a great queen.

92
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I want to meet Kristian
on the battlefield!

93
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Come on, you Swedish sweethearts!

94
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:29,600
-Nisse, where are you from?
- The valleys.

95
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- You can't hear it.
- Southern Dalarna.

96
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Now it's man against man.
- You take the offensive.

97
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You take the defensive. – Watch out right-
the flank. No unnecessary expulsions.

98
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Now we take them like hungry predators!
Questions?

99
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-Where do you want me?
-You start on the bench.

100
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Group hug!

101
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Hello Sweden, healthy mood!

102
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Hey guys!

103
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Sweden!

104
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Watch your back, Gustav!

105
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Good, guys!

106
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seriously,
how could we lose?

107
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This one probably belongs to me now.

108
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Hello, guys!
Many thanks! Take care now.

109
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Where is the reward you promised us?

110
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-Shouldn't we have a reward?
- We will send it as soon as we can.

111
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Gustav, wait for me!

112
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I skied from Sälen to
Mora...or vice versa. Now wait...

113
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I hid in the hay, then skied
me and then I beat the Danes down.

114
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Write it, so everyone knows
that the king is good.

115
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–The ox paths, Brahe and Sture!
- Here comes the nobility!

116
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So funny, they trip in like
turkeys. - Take a chicken stick!

117
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Your majesty, it is a great honor
for us to be here.

118
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- It was fun to hear.
- You have shown yourself to be a worthy king.

119
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-You need strong support from the nobility.
- Nice to hear.

120
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We don't intend to give you that.

121
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,720
- We do not intend to support you.
-Why not?

122
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:28,720
We can always change,
but it is a matter of money.

123
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Santa... Bucket.

124
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Go get some money,
so that we get rid of the nobility.

125
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Santa fixes the steak.

126
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It's over.

127
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Go down to the castle yard.
Nils brings the money.

128
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What do we do now? It's not fun
to be king when the money is gone!

129
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:11,040
We want our money!
We want our money!

130
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This doesn't make it any more fun.

131
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Why should everyone rebel?

132
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:34,680
There is gold in the church. We'll take it!

133
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We just borrow a little.
As king I own the land and the church.

134
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All power is of God, and right now is
God and Gustav the same person.

135
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:53,320
-Is it really so?
- The bishop was very positive.

136
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:57,840
Get the gold
so I can share it.

137
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,920
Write it: "Gustav is a good king."

138
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:07,680
- We want our money!
- The farmers are festive knickknacks.

139
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,840
Otherwise I'll hack you to death!

140
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000
I want a father for my child.

141
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:20,640
-Pay maintenance too!
-Pay maintenance!

142
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:27,160
Tilia cordata hedera helix
hepatica nobilis.

143
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:32,720
Vis teco mesto semper.

144
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,320
Hello!

145
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:44,080
don't let me disturb
I'm just going to pick up something.

146
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:10,160
It's heavy! Do you want to help
carry? - No, I can handle it myself.

147
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:23,360
Is this all,
or is there more stuff?

148
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:28,720
No, this is enough for now.
I can pick up the rest later.

149
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,280
Thank you very much!

150
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:39,200
- Now we want our money!
- Otherwise you will get beaten!

151
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,360
Otherwise we will come and beat you!

152
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:46,720
- Goblin!
-Hello! What are you doing here?

153
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:52,760
- We have one thing or another to complain about!
- The nobility is here and complains too.

154
00:20:52,920 --> 00:21:00,080
If you meet Gustav, you can say hello
that I want to talk to him?

155
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:06,240
- I'm on my way with the sack to him.
- What do you have in your bag, then?

156
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:11,200
It's silver
to be used as payment.

157
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:17,200
-Greet Gustav and thank you.
-That fool is giving away our gold!

158
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:25,840
Has he gone wild?
He's giving away all my gold!

159
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:31,760
You little badass,
that one probably belongs to us!

160
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:38,000
- He gives away the church's treasures!
-Wait, we have to sort this out.

161
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:42,200
Now he will get a taste of the Inquisition!

162
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,120
Give me the gold!

163
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:51,400
Pardon the rebuke,
but that is ours!

164
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,800
- Give back the silver!
- Get in line, priest devil!

165
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,640
Heretic!

166
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:11,680
- What is going on?
- He gave us the gold.

167
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,520
It's ours!

168
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:20,400
-Quiet!
- He took it from us.

169
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:27,200
I remember it so well,
I was wearing these clothes.

170
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,160
Quiet!

171
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:37,080
I'll take care of this.
Now we'll sort this out.

172
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,280
Did Santa take the gold from you?

173
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,840
And given it
to the farmers over there?

174
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000
But the nobility say the gold is theirs?

175
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:54,680
Then we agree that it is Santa
which has caused it all.

176
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- No, now I think you are being unfair.
- Now it's going to be a beating!

177
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,280
Now it's going to be a beating!

178
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,840
You, Gustav, it was a thing...

179
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No, no...!

180
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:17,040
I see you are upset and that
I fully understand, but...

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Swedish subtitles: Helena H. Sahlén
(c) Sweden's Television AB 2005